January 2012
6 posts
Watchmis-anthr0py:
mattchew03:
Since the Toddlers & Tiaras Copyright Police had it removed from YouTube, I’m posting (and extended new version of) my Alana video here, honey boo-boo child.
i just lost my shit
The first time you saw porn on tumblr
totally-relatable:
“Is this legal?!”
Now its just like:
December 2011
3 posts
2 tags
is it strange that..
im sitting here butt ass naked and I seriously wanna take pictures ..of my naked body. Print one and leave it in a library book about quantum theory
November 2011
2 posts
2 tags
Its the battle of smartasses..
I’m not gonna lie.
I might actually lose this one
Eli Roth...
can you just put babies inside me already
September 2011
0 posts
listening to Van Halen on vinyl...
because fuck CD’s thats why!!
August 2011
4 posts
2 tags
IM SO EXCITED!!
I’m gonna see the smashing pumpkins on the 15th of October! $169 well spent
2 tags
1 tag
July 2011
4 posts
The first time
ive ever felt a moment of hatred towards my room mates
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink7(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
Just going to enjoy my fresh baked cookies...
and mr john cusack. thank you
May 2011
6 posts
tumblrisforlulz:
I dont know what the hell i ate
to provoke my bowels but my toilets never gonna look at me the same
Showing a video to your friend that you found...
serpentsbeneaththeirhoods:
seeyoulikeair:
lovenotshove:
biebersdreamerz:
You:
Them:
You:
THIS. ALL THE TIME.
Kaiti
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
so they finally found that sneaky bastard
i wonder where..hmm
April 2011
7 posts
The psychedelic furs
put on a magnificent show!!
I'm excited. Im gonna see the psychedelic furs...
sometimes i just feel like being crusty
at work. I just fabreeze the hell out of my uniform and pop it in the dryer. Sometimes I really just don’t give a fuck about how I present myself at Subway
March 2011
1 post
Im thinking about rejoining the world of tumblr...
since my distraction will no longer be a part of my life, bc he ruined a perfectly good friendship
November 2010
6 posts
it really saddens me that my mother gave birth to me 18 years ago,
but i’m the adult in our relationship
The only person that’s gonna get hurt is me
4 tags
October 2010
9 posts
Watchwhen you look like a horse, you might as well eat like one too
and so he broke up with me...
this sucks...
ive been trying to contact someone is the FBI that can help me
with an interview but no such luck. They all just keep transfering me! :(
Im just trying to interview a criminal profiler for my class, can’t they see this!
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awkward interracial couple: Juan and I in a... →
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my halloween costume is almost complete!
all i need is a god awful pair of white jeans
It's a wizard thing, Edwizard that is.: reblog... →
anthonygreenforever:
filthylittlemudblood:
extremelyverynotgood:
tenthdoctoryesplease:
xalwaysxbetterx:
doctor-who:
whiteliesbloodshoteyes:
imagerydoesntfit:
mysluttyassistantdebbie:
nobody likes you when you’re 23
I almost got drunk at school at 14 Where I almost made out…
16 just held such better days.
they only want you when youre 17, when youre 21, youre no fun
September 2010
30 posts
Watchand this is my boyfriend Juan…
3 tags
IF I KEPT MY DAMN ROOM CLEAN!
THE SPIDERS WOULD HAVE NO WHERE TO HIDE :’(